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Old Nov 04, 2005, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #1
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Default World War I&II, Guild Wars Style!!

The following was created by Merlyn Britannicus. A.K.A. I Love Pokemon in PvP. Hope this make sense to most of you =P.

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Triple Entente
vs.
German's Team

France: lololol its iway guys noobs lol
Britain: zomg ball up
Germany: we gonna pwn u guys stfu
Canada: iway sucks u noob we win in 1 minute
Italy: w/e
France: OMG ball up noobs
Britain: i aammm !
Austria: putrid ftw
Canada: spread apart omg suffering.
France: seed me!
Britain: france u noob dont run so far i cant seed
USA: healing party...
Canada:they pwning us kill them omg
Germany:u suk guys cant beat noob iway
*Italy has left the game.
Germany: OMG [email protected]
Austria: wtf
Russia: haha noobs gj
USA: hah ure pooned
France: omg hamtrsing. wtf sword noob........martyrr nob
USA: im coming omg..
*Austria has left the game.
Germany: omg
*Germany has left the game.


Later in the hall of heroes...

Triple Alliance
vs.
Pravus Phantasmis
vs.
The Axis

Germany: WOOT skipped lol
Britain: zomg these iway guys again
Germany: haha thiss my guld now u die ranger spike ftw
Japan: wow thes the noobs u told us bout?
Germany: ya lets pwn them
Italy: haha its over now
Canada: woot the d/c noob is back.
Italy: stfu not my fault
Prav: gl hf
Germany: rush rush rush rush altar guyss com on
Italy: were going omg
Japan: kk
Germany: heal the hero nub
Japan: theys got lingeringg kill necro
Germany: orders up heal me
Japan: k
*Pravus Phantasmis has left the game.

The Axis has captured the altar. They will recieve a morale boost every 2 minutes.

Britain: gj noobs beat prav now u lose to us again.
Germany: stfu u cant touch us
France: just watch
Germany: spike in 3,2,1...
France: im the target. omg noob monks
*France has left the game.
USA: omg cowards die so fast not my fault
Britain: hard to kill hero monks wand him
USA: omg im busy stfu
Britain: omg fine i keep tring. canadda go in for quick attack. try killa monk.
Canada: k
Canada: aghhhhhhhhhhh res
Germany: haha noob bring it on
USA: wtf japan attacked our priest. he dead man
Japan: we rock u suk
USA: stfu time to lose
Japan: wtf 2 meteor shwoers on me hlp
*Japan has left the game
USA: nubs
Russia: omg attacking me dont let me die i have bonds
Britain: seeding... try to get them to attack u we sneak up on them
USA: bang! dday...i mean fireball spike.
Germany: omg res hurry
Italy: ressing...
Russia: ha u attack me now u see what happends
Germany: its still over noobs
Canada: we coming for u now
Germany: w/e. omg heal the hero!
Italy: its got meteor showers on it man to hard
Canada: OMG HERO DEAD GRAB ALTAR
Germany: distract it quik

Triple Entente has captured the altar. They will recieve a morale boost every 2 minutes.

Germany: nooooooooooo
Canada: hahahhaa noob gg go kill yourself now
*Germany has left the game
*Italy has left the game
*Japan has left the game
Russia: woot i got a sigil im gonna make my own guild
*Russia has left the game

So hope you enjoyed that.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #2
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yay for canada!
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 02:02 AM // 02:02   #3
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yay for canada!
what he said
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #4
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Umm... you do know that Germany was defeated BEFORE the US nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki right?
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:18 AM // 03:18   #5
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Who cares, this is brilliant! This is like what that other forum member made back in August.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #6
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pretty cool



hey Plat..I got another avvy....thats my 3rd tonight
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #7
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Whoa, its avatar night for you and Link. And a little for me because I changed my avatar (just once, mind you). Anyways, just read that again, still very funny .
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:25 AM // 03:25   #8
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this avvy's staying...I like it
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:26 AM // 03:26   #9
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Alright, I think we should go back on-topic of this thread in the off-topic forum...doesn't make much sense, but hey, who really cares? Anyways, keep making little stories like this!
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #10
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yay for USA!

I acually enjoyed that, lol
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #11
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Rofl! Man that was really funny and entertaining! You should make a funny movie out of this
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #12
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Thanks for the responses people! I'm actually the author of this, my friend just posted for me because I didn't have an account. Maybe I will make a movie of it or something...I shall think on it. Anyway, glad you liked it.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 05:23 AM // 05:23   #13
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Great job, Merlyn! After my WWI midterm this morning, I definitely got a kick out of it.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 11:40 AM // 11:40   #14
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Only one problem, japan has left the game shows up twice in the second one. Otherwise, holy crap man. That's awesome.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 11:47 AM // 11:47   #15
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silly. lol @ france though
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 01:13 PM // 13:13   #16
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Right, so, that gave me a headache. Try grammar next time? No one ever talks like that in ANY game anymore.
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Old Nov 04, 2005, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #17
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Right, so, that gave me a headache. Try grammar next time? No one ever talks like that in ANY game anymore.
yes they do.

cool. i'm happy to see a lack of racist comments and other comments along the lines of 'america did everything in the war you brits did nothing!!'
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #18
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im just kind of wondering why prav was included in this. lol im fairly sure we weren't one of the sides in WWII. and even more unrealistically, if we had fought the axis, we would have won.
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #19
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #20
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That was funny
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